Is it so wrong of me to want to be asked out on a date?? Romance can't possibly be this dead.....Bottoms are a dime a dozen, what can make me stand out from the crowd for my top guy!!

Actively seeking a "mostly" top guy, chubby chasing, muscle chub loving dude...resume is below...

Okay guys I'm going to make this very simple, if you are not interested at least be MAN ENOUGH AND SAY SO!!!...no time for games, liars, druggies, or those that enjoy stringing people along for some sick entertainment purpose, so pass me by if that's your bag, I'm all stocked up on crazy and not looking to buy anymore!!! If you're a normal, masculine, self sufficient, and not loaded with crap then by all means read on....

Just an average joe 42 years old looking for the love of my life and great friends along the way, relocated to Pensacola to help care for my parents but still have a house in Fort Myers...although I like Pensacola and enjoy being able to care for my folks I do miss what I call "home" which is South Florida, but you do what you gotta do right??

I really enjoy working out I go 6-7 days a week with a mix of weights and cardio, not a skinny dude by any means and probably never will be..if i can get down to 250 I'd be happy as fuck but I'm done trying to convince myself that I will be able to so I have officially resigned to the fact that I'm a muscle-chub and that's all I will be, right now im 6'2 and 290'ish...guess you can say I'm what they call a linebacker build. If you are not into chubby, masculine, weight lifting guys then please don't bother me.

Not much of a top guy so I'm looking for someone who is..NOT that I don't enjoy topping I'm just horrible at it..got the "minute-man" syndrome and it's usually over with as soon as I get it in..Just being honest here. So I think a good match for me would be a dude that is maybe 90% top 10% bottom but 100% top is good with me too :) But I guess sex is all relative and as long as we make each other happy and satisfied is the most important thing... I am an LTR type of guy NOT into hookups, 3-ways, triads, anything like that, want to find a great guy that doesn't have the morals of an alley cat and knows how to be faithful and knows what it means to be in a committed, honest, meaningful relationship, a man that has eyes only for me and expects that notion to be reciprocated so If you like what ya see and read lets chat!! I'm finding it increasingly necessary to emphasize the word "MASCULINE", masculine only please!! When you open your mouth and a change purse falls out you're not the dude for me, if you use the words girl, honey, baby, etc in everyday conversation then you guessed it, you're not the dude for me..sorry but that's just the way it is and the fore mentioned is a complete turn off for me and kinda creeps me out.

I am a mushy romantic, squishy heart, flower giver, hug giver, special dinner cooking for no reason (yes, I'm an avid cook, and damn good at it I must say..people don't get this big from eating rice cakes), back rubbing romantic...I mean if I'm in love I've got it bad...just fyi

Bilancia