STEREOTYPES NEED NOT APPLY!!!
Straight acting is a term so often delivered with no sense of irony by the campest of vocal talents, I couldn't say I was truly straight acting, I don't ogle birds, nor do I drive a giant cock substitute; but I don't do the scene thing nor am I effeminate, I guess, like our ex P.M, I have found a third way, maybe that makes me neither one thing or the other but I swear I can be worth figuring out. If you have big hairy shoulders I would love you to say hello; if, however, you hang your entire personality on the fact that nature, ( or nurture), has chosen you for the man sex brigade then please, put the mouse down, put on some euro disco and go amuse yourself with constant, crass innuendo and bitching.


What I’m looking for

Not asking for much, just taller, larger, furrier and more masculine, anything wrapped in a nice suit would be ideal, a policeman even better. Most of all I am looking for a proper man, the kind of guy you don't seem to find on the scene. I love polar bears, big shoulders, big arms and lots of body hair

Waterman